Improv Asylum • Crime Scenes • The Songs on This Site

Nothing here started from a blank page. It started from something real, captured first.

I learned "yes, and" on a stage at Improv Asylum in the North End, and it turns out to be the only method I've ever actually used. Every song on this site, every closing argument I ever gave, starts the same way: go get the real thing first - a photograph, a real sentence someone said, a real detail sitting on a shelf - and only then build something out of it. I don't know how to start from nothing. I've never had to.

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Three ways I capture the raw material

Different rooms, different outputs, same first move: get the real thing before you try to make anything out of it.

The real moment

My daughter said "we seriously need more snacks" at dinner, meaning nothing by it, and I improvised the rest live - it became a Lizzie Borden rhyme parody days later. I didn't invent a premise and go looking for a joke to fit it. Someone handed me something real, and the "yes, and" reflex took it from there.

What it teaches: the best material is noticed, not invented. Most people let it pass because they weren't listening for it.

The found scaffolding

Some songs start from grabbing chapter titles out of a book I have on hand and building rhymed couplets from them - borrowing someone else's existing structure instead of starting from a blank page. It's the same instinct as working from a real photograph instead of a memory: something concrete to build against, rather than nothing at all.

What it teaches: a blank page is the hardest possible starting point. Almost anything real is easier to build on than nothing.

The committed bit

Not every song has a lesson hiding in it. Sometimes I make a ridiculous rhyme and just commit to it completely - and the commitment itself is the entire point, not a delivery mechanism for something deeper. Forcing a lesson onto a bit that's just a bit ruins the bit.

What it teaches: knowing when something doesn't need a deeper meaning is its own discipline. Not everything has to be about something else.

The crime-scene photo and the closing argument

Before any of this was songs, it was casework. I used to go to crime scenes myself, take my own photographs, and dictate the conditions into a camcorder - not because I didn't trust the police report, but because a closing argument built on a real photograph is a different animal from one built on a memory of a description of a photograph. Months later, standing in front of a jury, I wasn't reconstructing the scene from notes about what someone told me it looked like. I had the thing itself. That's what let the argument be specific instead of general - and specific is the only kind of argument that actually moves anyone.

A cross-examination, a closing argument, a song, a web page - none of them start well from nothing. They start well from something real that got captured before anyone tried to shape it into anything.

It's the same reflex on an improv stage: you don't invent a scene from nothing, you accept whatever your scene partner just handed you and build forward from that specific thing. Deny the offer, insist on your own premise instead, and the scene falls apart. Say "yes, and," and suddenly there's something to work with that neither of you could have planned in advance. A courtroom runs on the same rule with higher stakes - the case you can actually win is built from what you can actually prove happened, not from the version you wish you had.

The marketing version of this is the one most firms skip. A generic service page, written from nothing - no real client story, no real result, no real specific detail - is the blank page nobody should be starting from. The firm that's actually worth hiring almost certainly has the real material sitting around already: an unusual case, an actual client's actual words, a courthouse detail nobody else would know. Go get it first. Everything else on this site is what happens after that step, not instead of it.

Your firm already has the real material. Let's go find it.

The specific case, the actual client story, the detail only your firm would know - that's the raw material. I build the argument on top of it, not instead of it.

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